Billy

Billy is a man who is best known for working as Gerald Spoon's assistant in Cringeland for over 450 years, and is also known for being immortal.

Mysteries
There are many mysteries surrounding Billy's past. His last name is unknown, and prefers not to answer when asked. Billy's date of birth is also unknown, although it is known that sightings of Billy were reported at least 5,000 years ago in Ancient Egypt.

Cringeland
In the year 1541, Billy moved to Cringeland and met a man named Gerald Spoon, who was 22 years old at the time. They soon became best friends, and they were both given positions in the government of Cringeland.

In 1977, Billy was shot in the forehead 206 times by a terrorist who had entered the country illegally, but Billy survived with minor injuries.

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Abilities
Billy is a very talented individual. The following is a list of things that Billy is capable of doing:
 * Count from one to infinity in less than 60 seconds.
 * Has perfect eyesight, and can see objects as small as a Planck length.
 * Understands every language that has ever existed.
 * Immortal, and also invincible.
 * Knows the winner of every future sporting event.
 * Read the mind of anyone, and can even control other people's thoughts.
 * Kill anything just by staring at it a certain way.