Cringeland

Cringeland is a country located in Antarctica. It was established in the year 666, and was built by the Cringe Gods.

The Beginning
On April 20, 666, a man named Stu Peed had a dream - to colonize Antarctica. He wrote down a very well-thought-out plan in his notebook, but unfortunately for Stu he read his notes upside down and instead created Cringeland.

The Establishment of Fort Nite
One night when Stu Peed got too drunk, he forced the first female citizen of Cringeland to marry him, after which they had a son named Stu Peed II. He then named the site at which he met his wife Fort Nite, and also designated the place as the capital of Cringeland.

Stu Peed Family
Stu Peed: 634-751 (117)

Stu Peed II: 666-775 (109)

Stu Peed III: 704-800 (96)

Stu Peed IV: 731-865 (134)

Stu Peed V: 764-864 (100)

Stu Peed VI: 799-983 (184)

Stu Peed VII: 826-911 (85)

Stu Peed VIII: 850-962 (112)

Stu Peed IX: 882-990 (108)

Stu Peed X: 916-1030 (114)

Stu Peed XI: 947-1051 (104)

Stu Peed XII: 980-1102 (122)

Stu Peed XIII: 1013-1111 (98)

Stu Peed XIV: 1042-1189 (147)

Stu Peed XV: 1075-1177 (102)

Stu Peed XVI: 1104-1203 (99)

Stu Peed XVII: 1137-1171 (34; assassinated)

Stu Peed XVIII: 1169-1272 (103)

Stu Peed XIX: 1200-1309 (109)

Stu Peed XX: 1234-1337 (103)

Stu Peed XXI: 1268-1400 (132)

Stu Peed XXII: 1297-1401 (104)

Stu Peed XXIII: 1330-1430 (100)

Stu Peed XXIV: 1363-1482 (119)

Stu Peed XXV: 1392-1490 (98)

Stu Peed XXVI: 1423-1574 (151)

Stu Peed XXVII: 1454-1560 (106)

Stu Peed XXVIII: 1587-1701 (114)

Stu Peed XXIX: 1621-1717 (96)

Stu Peed XXX: 1653-1765 (112)

Stu Peed XXXI: 1688-1799 (111)

Stu Peed XXXII: 1720-1821 (101)

Stu Peed XXXIII: 1756-1865 (109)

Stu Peed XXXIV: 1788-1859 (71)

Stu Peed XXXV: 1817-present

Stu Peed XXXVI: 1849-2011 (162)

Stu Peed XXXVII: 1880-1984 (104)

Stu Peed XXXVIII: 1913-present

Stu Peed XXXIX: 1948-present

Stu Peed XL: 1985-present

Stu Peed XLI: 2015-present

Policies

 * No matter what the circumstances are, the population may not exceed or go below 666,666. This means that moving in or out of the country is banned.
 * If a citizen dies, a random person from another country is forced to move to Cringeland. In the case that a citizen has a baby, the baby gets deported.
 * In the case that another Stu Peed is born, a random person gets deported.
 * Vaccines are required for all citizens of Cringeland, but only after they are dead.
 * Non-caffeinated beverages are illegal in Cringeland. Anyone caught breaking this law gets sentenced to 69 days in prison.
 * School must be attended until the age of 35.
 * All lessons taught in school revolve around Fortnite, fidget spinners, and cringeworthy internet memes.
 * As required by law, all citizens are to visit Stu Peed's tomb at least once daily and worship him. Violators will get 6,900 of their brain cells surgically removed for each time they don't visit.
 * Anyone who is caught disrespecting Stu Peed will be forced to donate 9,999 V-Bucks to the Stu Peed Charity.
 * On second offense, the offender will be forced to use Dogecoin instead of V-Bucks. This means that all of their V-Bucks will be converted into Dogecoin, and they will only be able to visit stores that accept the currency. Any subsequent offenses after that will result in prices being doubled each time.
 * The only song that citizens of Cringeland are allowed to listen to is Despacito. Violators will be forced to listen to "Men with Small Hands Carry Very Little Treats to Give to Little Girls with the Sharpest Little Teeth" for 120 hours straight.
 * Driving a truck on a Thursday is strictly prohibited. Violators will have their driver's licenses permanently revoked.
 * Citizens have to floss at least 420 times a day or they'll get thrown into a car crusher.